I often find myself sitting at a table with my friends and we shake our heads as we trade dating stories. Exasperated, we wonder, “What are these guys thinking?” Then we’ll say, “my son won’t be like that.”
I’ve considered this concept for quite some time. What will I tell my son before he starts dating?
Lots of things.
1Never ever, ever use a pickup line. Ever.
You’re so incredibly brilliant. Don’t listen to those two-bit hacks that will tell you that you need some cheesy pickup line to get a girl’s attention.
You’re simply starting a conversation with another person — there’s not a lot of magic to it. Just introduce yourself and smile. That’s enough. Continues on the next pages…